World jokes

 The brake is broken, the
to ride to be repaired as soon as possible I would like to avoid accidents .Professor dinner. During the evening, a visitor asked him whether
like Shakespeare. He replied: : made to be beautiful and stupid? ;
love his wife
BOB JOE his friends went home, his wife, his friends are surprised to how to deal with.
He always said how attractive she praised her cooking can, hug and kiss her.
BOB later commented, marriage, can not be more happy
the. She began to tear four cheap.
BOB asked:
broke his knee, and then the washing machine is broken, now you drank drink back. . The plane is about to take off will
. the plane. customers every day, and the ears have a folder on the root of the total asparagus. Finally,
that customers who decided to ask the waiter. Sure enough, this customer came in again, but his ear clip today, but it is a stone
Qin.
waiter said: get asparagus. The doctor asked: your eyes are dim, the door late at night to go home. He took out his keys, but how
also not allowed to lock. watchman Upon seeing the police, quickly stepped forward to ask: Can I help you? Wang, quickly say: Please put my house, grab, do not let him mess shaking. ran into the street as the first Italian tenor who
Italy to show off as Spanish tenor said he was on the second last week in a church concert
Spain, halfway, Spain, the audience suddenly have shouted:
Oh? What a coincidence, behind him, saying: the hh
you sing really good, ah hh. Compared to last week in Spain, my mother gave a cry that the Italian
fat, too much to be good Dad
weekend morning, her husband still owned by Gaowo,UGG boots, already visiting his friend Tony, I spoke to three
year-old daughter said looked at me, hesitated a moment, walked in front of Tony, timidly shouted:
saved by doctors in, but she is about to give birth
dystocia, the doctor helped her mother died giving birth to a baby boy and the death deathbed she begged doctors to help her
teacher must find a family child adoption, physicians thought for a moment has finally nodded yes.
the same time there was a priest as a long belly to the hospital to cut off an unusual cunning, medical
teachers to cheat He said he had a child, very happy Father to say: What God gives.
put small children hold back support; time is over is two years, little baby has finally grown up, the priest can not afford to have a disease
, he consciously dying , called the boy one day put the bed said: O child!
I'm going to die, one thing you must know that I'm not your real father hh I'm your mother, you
The real father is the next parish priest of that waste of breath
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plane landed in a small town. where people have not seen the aircraft.
land the aircraft was, after a steady stream of visitors we do not, people have asked the pilot to explain how the aircraft fly
's. pilots with the scientific principles drawn visitors made detailed, lengthy explanation. He finished with
later, a pretty girl said:
get rid of depression
. A week later, the patient returned
, looking more depressed than in the past, the doctor asked him if he did not prescribed by a doctor. enthusiasm to get up, eat, and then with his wife goodbye, that I
two hours late to work and was fired. sweating, exhausted.
he suddenly found a Buddha statue street and tried to worship Buddha, the way to rest a while. to the Buddha, he wrapped his bag on the side
, kneeling before the Buddha , his hands clasped together,UGG shoes, eyes Weibi, while Buddha, while praying for his
. His prayer and others do not like,Bailey UGG boots, just listen to he said softly: Sort of! bless my package it a little light!
packages found their missing, busy and fell to his knees, raised his hands, clasped together over the top, murmured prayers, said: br> a day of deep fluid, Robert duty police officer received a warning call. The caller claimed to
Thirteenth street, he came out from the club, found himself in the car's steering wheel, brake, accelerator, etc.
so let thieves to unload the.
Robert immediately said to the scene.
to start the patrol car he was ready to go at the moment, the telephone rang, and Robert had to get off and then pick up
telephone handsets.
phone alarm is still what that person: is sitting in the car's second row seats
. br> reported a time. two points out. Police said: Results Baba could not say a word to
. mate can no longer bear it, he said aloud; de. Robinson received notice of the police station and told him to go unclaimed property. At the police station, a police
bit, he said smiling; ;
Ted was surprised to hear that. He did not expect him fifteen twenty years ago was actually looking for stolen bikes back
.
home
a north wind boat returned to port. captain angrily to the weatherman, said: laugh. Shimu Er said: , l should not be happy because the enemy fell r, is the case, but did not say
friends fall should not be happy ah! London, a small house nearby, and sometimes Brown students home from work the first
late, when his wife and children slept, he used his own key to open the front door of house
child, quietly into the room.
day night, when he came home late,UGGs, yet the key was lost, so he had approached the house
rang the doorbell, but there is movement inside the house. He again rang the bell, the room is still nothing happened. Mr. Brown is only a good beat
bedroom window, shouting to his wife, she did not wake up.
last he stopped, thought for a moment, and then adding that as a child, said:
to the toilet! ; but you do not longer have to pick holes in the
everything. It almost makes me mad. hey, I bet you can not have a minute do not pick the hair
disease. Well, we now. ; Ha! I know you can not pick holes in a minute. ; the No! a day back, to see you actually do that? > husband to return.